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there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
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Iron Man armour → The Avengers
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“how dare u make me make a mistake motherfucker do u even know who i am”
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
(via ifreakinglovetheriddler)
You go to a costume party as a superhero, not your own, who would it be? [x]
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