heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

(via bekchi)

punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

(via bekchi)

whitebeltwriter:

harlequinnade:

Marvel has movies planned until I’m 37 years old. 

Good. 

Good. 

Good?
GOOD?!
F*** IT MAN IT’S FANTASTIC

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via whitebeltwriter)